Stop, Drop, and Scroll

BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.

Inspired by those times when you sit at your desk with your ears perked, just waiting for those brief delicious moments when you hear your boss babbling on the phone in their office. QUICK!!! Time to stop, drop and scroll!!! Stop and drop that lame busy work like a hot potato and start feverishly scrolling through social media so you don't die of boredom!!! CRAP!!! Gotta run, our boss is coming...*

Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).