Dr. Ray, Sting

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Stingrays are friends...NOT. Stingrays are a-holes!
("What?! Blasphemy! Where is your evidence for this preposterous claim?" - Dr. Ray, Sting).
Have you ever been stung? That HURTS. And peeing on it doesn’t help.
("Indeed. That is correct. Finally, you say something reasonable." - Dr. Ray, Sting.)
Trust us. We have a PHG, so we'd know.
("Nonsense! Owning PHG glasses does not grant toxicologic expertise!" - Dr. Ray, Sting.)

EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT

STOP WITH THE STINGRAY JOKES! An Editorial by Dr. Ray, Sting

NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

NO DISSERTATION
No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.