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TOUR DU JOUR: DR. 4-R-E SHOTS
Listen, if you are so far off course racing through Italy that you're not even on a road anymore (grazie dio you brought this extra bike fit for a trail), it's time to dose yourself with a little elixir we like to call a 4-R-E shot. Mix Fernet and Campari to achieve something akin to drinking the minty water your grandpa soaks his dentures in. Cin cin! .
BUON GIORNO, CICLISTA!
While racing through bella Italia, would you like a Dr. 4-R-E shot?
One part Fernet, one part Campari. (Get it? 4-R-E...)
It may not enhance your performance, but at least it tastes absolutely horrible.
NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
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