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FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG
Stingrays are friends...NOT. Stingrays are a-holes!
("What?! Blasphemy! Where is your evidence for this preposterous claim?" - Dr. Ray, Sting).
Have you ever been stung? That HURTS. And peeing on it doesn’t help.
("Indeed. That is correct. Finally, you say something reasonable." - Dr. Ray, Sting.)
Trust us. We have a PHG, so we'd know.
("Nonsense! Owning PHG glasses does not grant toxicologic expertise!" - Dr. Ray, Sting.)
EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT
STOP WITH THE STINGRAY JOKES! An Editorial by Dr. Ray, Sting
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.